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Club Aventura 4x4 Guatemala • Ver Tema - La excusa moderna
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La excusa moderna

NotaPublicado: 24 Ene 2011, 09:13
por rangie
Un empresario vuelve de su oficina en la tarde y en medio de un gran aguacero ve a una bella mujer en la parada de autobuses, por lo que detiene su automóvil y le dice a ella: “Llueve a cántaros ¿La llevo?”.
- “Ah, bueno, gracias”, --- responde ella, entrando al auto

- Llegando al edificio donde ella vive, lo invita a entrar:
- “No quiere Ud. tomarse un cafecito, un whisky, alguna cosita que le invite, con este frío?”.
- “No, gracias, debo llegar temprano a casa, mi esposa me espera”.
- Ella insiste y dice: “Pero, ha sido usted tan gentil, suba siquiera un ratito”.
Finalmente él sube ante la petición de la damita. Cuando entran, ella le sirve un buen coñac y luego va a su dormitorio, del que retorna arreglada y perfumada, dejando entrever un cuerpo bellísimo bajo una sugestiva bata.

Después beben algunos tragos, oyen música, charlan, ríen, entran en confianza, se van a la cama, hacen sexo con especial entrega y luego dormitan.
A las 6 de la siguiente mañana, él despierta preocupadísimo y dice: “Pero que bruto he sido, me quedé dormido.. y ¿Ahora qué hago?”.
Entonces medita por unos segundos, toma el teléfono, marca el número de su casa y tan pronto le responde su mujer, grita: “Miriam, no pagues el rescate…¡He logrado escapar!”. .-.-.

Re: La excusa moderna

NotaPublicado: 24 Ene 2011, 09:26
por zoriloco
Ha! Esa esta buenisima............ :matederisa: :matederisa:

Re: La excusa moderna

NotaPublicado: 17 Feb 2011, 16:54
por andres fernandez estevez
:matederisa: :matederisa: :matederisa: :salud:

Re: La excusa moderna

NotaPublicado: 17 Feb 2011, 18:46
por K9Unit
:lol: :lol: :salud: :salud:

Re: La excusa moderna

NotaPublicado: 17 Feb 2011, 19:00
por Beach&Mud
:matederisa: :matederisa: :matederisa: Y los chupones son los bergazos que le metieron :matederisa: :matederisa: :matederisa: