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Club Aventura 4x4 Guatemala • Ver Tema - Venganza!
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Venganza!

NotaPublicado: 06 Jul 2006, 17:35
por Blazer79
Un hombre esta friendo unos huevos. De pronto, la esposa entra en la cocina.

“Cuidado... ¡¡¡CUIDADO!!! Ponele un poco de aceite. ¡¡¡POR DIOS!!!”

“Estas cocinando demasiados al mismo tiempo ¡¡¡DEMASIADOS!!! ¡¡¡ Dales vuelta!!! ¡¡¡DALES VUELTA AHORA!!!”

“Necesitamos mas aceite. ¡¡¡POR DIOS!!! ¿¿¿vamos a conseguir MAS ACEITE??? ¡¡¡Se van a PEGAR!!! Cuidado... ¡¡¡CUIDADO!!!

“Dije ¡¡¡CUIDADOOOOOO!!! ¡¡¡NUNCA me haces caso cuando cocinas!!! ¡¡¡Nunca!!! ¡¡¡CUIDADO!!! ¡¡¡Dales vuelta!!! ¡¡¡Rápido!!!”

“¿¿¿Estas LOCO??? ¿¿¿Perdiste la CABEZA???”

“No te olvides de echarles sal. Sabes que siempre te olvidas de la sal. Usa la sal. ¡¡¡USA LA SAL!!! ¡¡¡LA SAAAAAALLLLL!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!.....”

El hombre la mira con asombro:
“Pero...... ¿Que p*t*s te pasa?¿Crees que no puedo freír un par de huevos?”

La mujer sonríe y contesta calmadamente:

“Solo quería mostrarte que se siente cuando voy manejando con vos en el carro ¡¡¡grandísimo c*r*te!!!!!!!! “

en ingles

NotaPublicado: 07 Jul 2006, 09:30
por RE91YJ
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY.
NEVER HOLD YOUR FARTS IN BECAUSE THEY TRAVEL UP YOUR SPINE AND INTO YOUR BRAIN AND THATS WHERE YOU GET SHITTY IDEAS FROM.

NotaPublicado: 07 Jul 2006, 15:12
por ALLENGUA
and you also get diarrhea of the mouth !!!! in other word's you start talking sh*t to!!!

Seccion Chistes...

NotaPublicado: 12 Jul 2006, 09:57
por RE91YJ